Some (Slightly) Homemade Vogon Poetry [For All Hitchhikers Fans- With Help From The BBC]

If you belong to a galactic arts council, please make sure your legs are a safe distance from you when reading this. Even though this is bound to be better than anything by the Azgoths of Kria, we don't want a repeat of last time. Thank you.

"See, see the kind sky 
Marvel at its big turquoise depths. 
Tell me, Joe do you 
Wonder why the baboon ignores you?
Why its foobly stare
makes you feel crap.
I can tell you, it is
Worried by your gibblefibble facial growth
That looks like
A soup.
What's more, it knows
Your hard potting shed
Smells of slug.
Everything under the big kind sky
Asks why, why do you even bother?
You only charm mooses".

Still better than Paula Nancy Millstone-Jennings.