Wednesday, 25 March 2020

Covid-19: What Next? (OPINIONS)

Not to put too fine a point on it, but we're nowhere near near the finish line for this pandemic. It's already altered life as we know it. You could argue that, for however long this lasts, this is the end of the world as we know it. Now, I'm not a seer, I'm not a prophet, and I'm no Nostradamus. But I have a few predictions for what *could* happen once this pandemic is over. (If it ever is over!) Some are positive, some aren't. Some are personal, some are more wide-reaching. Well, just have a read and see, huh?

I've divided them into three categories, 'Likelies', 'Possibles' and 'Unliklies'. Just to separate them. I think these are rather self-explanatory. Feel free to comment with your ow predictions in these veins, I'd be interested to know what you think. There may even be a prediction I've missed entirely!




LIKELIES


Wetherspoons.

Look, I'm in my 20s and a former student. I LOVE Wetherspoons. It's cheap, cheerful and I find it to be pretty good. I've always had a good meal in Wetherspoons. Now, I disagree wholeheartedly with the politics of it's boss, Tim Martin. I found it tricky when he put Leave beer-mats in the pubs during the 2016 EU Referendum, but I still went to Wetherspoons. However, given how he's treated his staff during the Covid-19 crisis, I cannot in good conscience bring myself to contribute to his profits. The fact he's told all of his staff that they will be unpaid during the pubs' closures during the Coronavirus outbreak, and told them to go to Tescos instead, is not only callous and demeaning but it's also frankly inhumane. 

I've been in Wetherspoons when staff have had to break up fights over pints before and they have to put up with an awful lot, they deserve full pay during the lockdown. But no. So you won't see me in a Wetherspoons until Tim Martin has left the company. Which saddens me as I love their burger range. And their Vegan burger was amazing too. But, I can't bring myself to contribute to that twat's lifestyle.

A cheap double Jim Beam and lemonade, for me, just isn't worth the moral weight that drink carries with it.



Political Ideologies.

In the UK, and in many countries, there have been Conservative Governments that have introduced stimulus packages for the economy that, it could be argued, has its roots in socialism. On top of that, many of the social restriction measures being used to enforce social distancing (and indeed the measures being granted to police in many countries to enforce the rules) is authoritarian, even if in reminiscence. We're seeing a fundamental shift in politics for the time being. It won't last forever, but it may present a few interesting talking points once we're out of the pandemic. Firstly, which ones worked? Secondly, which one did people like most? Thirdly, has this influenced a new public appetite? In the UK, was Corbyn right? In America, are people sick of Trump's fragrant disregard for science? In Italy, did the Government there do a good enough job under what is, frankly, impossible circumstances?

During the initial clearing of dust, we may have a societal discussion about which ideology fared best during this period. I'm not suggesting that Britain will become socialist or Italy may slide into another dictatorship, but I reckon there will be a real discussion socially about which way of governing is the most effective, the most resilient and the most popular. I wouldn't be surprised if certain countries across Europe do have dramatic swings in another direction, but I wouldn't expect one in the UK, France, Ireland or Germany any time soon.

Though, be wary if any countries end up in a vacuum. That's how extremists get into power by and large.



Boris Johnson.

Depending on which paper you read, it seems that there is a general consensus across European leaders that Boris Johnson's Coronavirus strategy has been awful. Now, I personally wouldn't want to be in his position right now and, on the face of it, he appears to be listening to the science. That said, some decisions can be argued to be awful or, as one person on my Facebook put it, "unforgivable". 

Many people have criticized Johnson, as well as praised him. It's fair to say that, once it's all over, the review of Johnson's actions will be a major trial in the court of public opinion. But, make no mistake, the outcome of that will influence the next chapter of British politics, whatever the outcome of that review. 

Margaret Thatcher's 1983 victory has been attributed, in part, to the way she handled the Falklands War in 1982. And there's an old adage about how wars win votes. Well, this is Boris Johnson's war. And, if it's handled well and dealt with quickly, this could help him get re-elected in 2024 (should he still be in power by that point). Alternatively, this could damn him to the history books forever. The Tony Blair premiership has been dominated by the mess that was the Iraq War. It is possible that, in future, people may look at Johnson's strategy in a similar way. A complete mishandling of what is, and will be, a very important policy obstacle.

Make of that what you will. Johnson and his Government WILL be put under the microscope once this is over. Though this might be overlooked once Brexit negotiations restart in earnest.



Creativity In Isolation.

The British Invasion in the 1960s was a period of time where British music became hugely popular in the mainstream charts across the world. (I'm looking at you, Beatles and Stones). But, since then, Britain has enjoyed a lot of popularity in many different parts of arts and culture. 

But with a lot of creative types in isolation for prolonged periods, and God forbid any near death experiences, we may see a renewed explosion of British creativity. As far as I'm concerned, we were already on the brink of one, but I reckon this isolation and difficult period could invigorate creativity in a major way.

Assume this happens globally too and we may be in for a new creative renaissance. Which would be brilliant. And, hey, it could define the music of this decade. Anyone for a return to more organic or experimental-style music?

Anything 70s based would suit me.

But I'm also talking visual art. There could be new movements started like in the days of old, where like-minded modern Bohemians meet up in bars in Vienna or Geneva and create a whole new art explosion!

(Who am I kidding, it'll be on Google Hangout).



Not a lot will change.

One of the most depressing predictions. But self-explanatory. We change for a time, decide we liked it how it was, and go back to how everything was before. Of course there will be some changes due to the nature of the situation we currently find ourselves in. But, by and large, we could just snap back to how we were. Brexit will take priority again and we'll just act like this didn't really happen.

Pessimistically, this is the most likely to occur. Optimistically, it's the least likely. Find your niche.

Not a lot else to say on this one.



International Economic Crash, Subsequent Depression and Political Extremes.

When I asked for predictions on Facebook, this was one that caught my attention. (Thank you, Verity). Quite a few people alluded to the stimulus packages being presented by the Governments of numerous countries causing a huge economic downturn that could cause a depression that would rival the 1930s. A global economic downturn has already been predicted by many economists and, to be fair, that is likely. I certainly have commented privately that Sunak's policies will cause a downturn further on in the decade but a Depression? It might not be completely out of the realms of possibility.

As another friend of mine (Thomas) pointed out, many people defaulting on mortgage payments or rent payments could cause a fluctuation in the housing market. Sunak's proposals also could, if not backed up, cause a recession that could have a knock on effect across the world, like in 2008. Only this would be a harder downturn compared.

An economic downturn is very likely regardless. How bad it is depends on the reactions of individual Governments. To be fair, that's a far scarier prospect.

Referring back to the second likely for a moment (political ideology), the last global depression helped give rise to the Nazis in Germany, the Military empire of Japan and the consolidation of the Fascisti in Italy. Given how we're already seeing a disturbing rise in leaders who seem to display similar characteristics, it's not unreasonable to speculate that a similar event could mirror the 1930s in this scenario.

One friend (Lerryn) suggested that a whole new world war could start over the treatment of China if the world decides to blame China for the spread and subsequent response. I'm skeptical about a world war but, given Trump's decision to call it 'the Chinese Virus', that might not be out of the realm of possibility.





POSSIBLES


The Background.

To be fair, Covid-19 may never go away. This illness might continue to exist but in a smaller capacity to where it is now. This will become more likely as a vaccine evolves and becomes more widely deployed. Seeing as SARS hasn't been eradicated, nor has MERS, it seems odd if Covid-19 does too. It'll be one of those viruses that will always be lurking in the background. 

Until it isn't. 

For whatever reason.



The Climate Emergency 2: Solar-Electric Boogaloo.

With evidence that the pollution over locked down countries is starting to lower in the face of the Coronavirus pandemic, we're presented with an interesting thought exercise. We've seen many different natural events during this, including monkeys running amok in Thailand, dolphins returning to the canals of Venice and deer running freely in locked down parts of Japan. The question is this: can we sustain this? As a self-identified Green thinker, I say yes! And it should be sustained. But, practically, these are unique times we're living in. And these events have occurred due to a specific set of circumstances happening in tandem. But once this is over, there's no reason to suggest that we couldn't embrace already existing ideas and develop them into a reality. We put man on the moon for goodness sake.

The fact that, so far and on the face of it, this event has been a Godsend for nature, it might make people take the idea of the climate emergency much more seriously. The fact that the Earth can heal itself in ways perhaps before unseen is incredible. And we still have some time to stop ourselves from passing the point of no return. It would, however, require an immense concerted international effort to achieve. And, perhaps, an overhaul of capitalism. But it's not an impossibility. The current restrictions on life as we know it might be an initial way in for a short period of time while we all catch up. 

But, to refer to the home working point once more, more people working remotely could reduce the need for cars per household and increase the usage of public transport per capita, which is already making steps to go greener. (Unfortunately the carbon impact of internet usage can be the uneasy swap on that but, again, this could be mitigated if looked at properly).



Donald J Trump.

Trump isn't dealing with this situation at all well. And I'm looking forward to seeing press junkets showing Trump supporters trying to explain the opposite. But, if Trump follows through on his present desire and get people back to work by Easter, and then a massive explosion of deaths and cases occur, this could put him in a really tight spot. At present, the Democrats aren't fighting on a united front. The rivalry now between Sanders and Biden could cause another voter split in the Democratic party, which could allow Trump to be re-elected. (This is what basically happened in 2016, in parts, ignoring the potential Russian interference). 

But this could be the event that changes the tide.

If cases and deaths spiral higher than current estimates, and can be attributed to Trump's actions, this could cause him real trouble and *could* cost him re-election. He's desperate to get re-elected as he's become accustomed to power. Despite the fact his first term has been, well, unorthodox in many ways (to put it politely). This is the kind of flash-point that could cost a President the confidence of the country. One can only hope this occurs to Trump as I don't want to see him re-elected. But, depending on how this plays out, this could really risk his shot at a second-term. 

How can you 'Make America Great Again' with an angry populous dealing with mass deaths?

Let's hope we never find out.



The Suicide Rate.

One thing that the current lockdowns have brought up is the idea of people in difficult situations. This includes abusive relationships, severe mental health and increased isolation. The elderly already have an issue with isolation and this could increase for the duration of the crisis, especially with the UK asking the over-70s to stay indoors for 12 weeks. But with abusive relationships and mental health, this isolation and lack of safe space could lead to an increase in a more final action. The suicide rate could increase globally. Of course, by how much depends on multiple factors. These include the number of people who have suicidal thoughts and tendencies, the ways in which Governments are providing support during the lockdown and how the society reacts as a whole to the measures being put in place.

If people aren't getting the support they need, they may feel that the most drastic way out now becomes the only option and do it. Especially with the social distancing measures put in. People in abusive relationships may also feel this way as any safe space they may have had might've been ripped from them for the duration of the lockdown. 

I don't think it'd go up to a point where it's out of control to put it bluntly, but I wouldn't be surprised to hear a large reported rise of suicides during the outbreak. Honestly? Couldn't say I blamed them either.



Remote Working/Home Education.

With the country working from home by and large now, as are many other countries, new ways of communication and creativity are going to be created during this time, which may lead some to prefer working from home. There are old stereotypes that suggest nobody who works in an office can work from home as effectively or efficiently as they would in an office. But it could lead to a wider debate about the pros and cons of working from home. This could also be influenced by a potential uptake in the desire of parents to home educate, if the circumstances allow. If some parents have a job where they can work from home and also facilitate a form of home education, then it could cause a rethink in how business and employment can be done in the 21st Century.

This could lead to an interesting uptake in people wishing to complete their work from home to try and negotiate a better work/life balance. (The science, sociology and psychology of that I'll leave for you to research. This is an opinion article, not a lecture).

It very easily couldn't in the same breath. This could put people off remote working and the prospect of home education for quite some time. (That is if people haven't actually undertaken home education properly and have, instead, just tried to imitate a state school classroom in the kitchen).






UNLIKELIES



Everything will change, forever.

Let's not get ahead of ourselves, here. This is not going to tear down the current world order and we'll suddenly have a utopia. Some things are likely to be altered for good as far as we're concerned, but it's not going to be  Star Warsesque revolution that brings everything down. I've seen a few people online discuss this and, it's optimistic at best. Some things are guaranteed to change and there will be some scarring from this event that will likely never heal. But don't expect to wake up in 2021 (if it ends by then) and there'll be some kind of brave new world. However, some aspects of Planet Earth will present itself with a blank canvas and that will be up to us to decide how to print on it. But if you're expecting a whole new world with dazzling things you never knew, better stay on that magic carpet, Princess Jasmine. Sorry. 




The Ruling Class.

Again, let's not get ahead of ourselves. It's unlikely we're going to see violent bloody revolutions solely because of the virus. That would come from what happens afterward. Again, friends on Facebook talked about the prospects of civil unrest and rioting in the event of a substantial economic downturn/depression. That is easily conceivable. But don't expect Arab Spring-style protests and Governmental take-downs any time soon. Regardless of how a Government deals with the pandemic, the economic aftermath that ensues may tempt fate a little bit, but even then, people might be more measured. 

Don't expect to see Boris Johnson ceremoniously removed from Downing Street or Trump dragged through the streets of Washington following a financial crash. Not even the world of 1929 made this stark leap.

Unrest could occur from a crash/downturn/depression. But not so bad they create the United Soviet Republics of Great Britain or the USSA. In Britain, you might find similar events to the riots of 2011 following the killing of Mark Duggan. America, you may see similar scenes to LA in 1992. France...well...actually France has a terrible track record with both protests and political change so I'll let you read up on that yourself. 

Let's just say I personally don't see Macron's head being held aloft the guillotine. 

There may be shifts and swings in regions or individual companies but, let's make a few things clear regardless. (Unless something really f*****g drastic happens):


  • Putin will be in charge of Russia.
  • Jinping will be charge of China.
  • Kim Jong-un will be in charge of North Korea
  • Australia will change its PM 7 times before Christmas.
Sorry, Australia. Love you really.




Nothing Changes.

Events like this are rare. And, when they occur, they leave a lasting impact. I'm not going to sit here and compare this to the Black Death, the Plague or Spanish Flu, but these things do leave scars. So, inevitably, things are going to change in some way, shape or form. And these changes could be minor and become normal in a decade's time, or they could define this decade. Or even the century.

The 20th Century was defined largely by the two world wars and the rapid advancement of technology. We're currently in the third decade of the century and no-one knows where it'll go from here. Events like 9/11 and the 2008 Financial Crash have certainly been hugely influential in events since, but this is definitely one of the most far-reaching events this century. In the UK, this hasn't happened in any of our lifetimes. The only time that came close maybe have been World War Two. People keep comparing this to a war and, in time, that might be how it's remembered. 

Or it could become a meme. One or the other.

Either way, it's highly unlikely that NOTHING will change. Some things will have to. It could be a small change or it could be huge. And that'll vary from person to person.

Perhaps Uncle Eric caught Covid-19 and sadly died, this would be a massive change for you potentially. Or it could lead, indirectly, to a Third World War. We simply don't know. But it's highly unlikely that nothing will change as a result of what happens here.

Because those of us who are alive and able to understand our surroundings now will remember this time. It'll be indelibly marked on our memories. Which could be a good thing going forward. Perhaps this was the start of a great change in human history. Or we'll tell these days in stories to lost younglings around post-apocalyptic campfires. Who knows.



Have I missed anything? Let me know.

Sunday, 2 February 2020

Doctor Who: The Shadow Divergency

Now that I've had time to process things with Doctor, notably Jo Martin's incarnation of the Time Lord, I personally believe that the Doctor is now in an alternative universe to the rest of the show's previous chronology. There are reasons for this but I won't go into them now. But a few nights ago, I was watching Rick and Morty and something happened in it that made me think about something. Not an official theory, nor is it 'canon', but here's a possibility that I think could be plausible.

Here goes.



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"I'm not sure I understand what's happened here..."

The Physician sighed and put his hands together.

"Due to Gallifrey's exposure to the time vortex, and indeed Time Lord physiology, there are very rare instances where children can...well...for lack of a better word...repeat".

The young couple look confused. They look over once again at their two children. One is a young boy, the other is a young girl. They are small, swaddled in cloths and towels, and are moving together. In complete unison. The young man looks once more at the physician.

"Define repeat".

"In Time Lord society, twins are not uncommon. Twins occur on lots of different worlds. Earth being a famous example. Natural Twinning used to occur on Sontar, Skaro, Obaletska, Chronion and many others. But this form of twinning is unique only to Gallifrey. One may be male, one may be female. But rest assured, they are exactly the same person. In Time Lord medicine, we call it 'Acute Shadow Divergency'. Somewhere during your gestation, Lady Lungbarrow, the temporal element which allows a youngling to obtain their regenerative capabilities became corrupted. You conceived one child. But one ended up a shadow of the other".

Lord Lungbarrow, the father, looks even more confused.

"We were not warned of this when we found out we were expecting".

"It's a rare phenomenon, Lord Lungbarrow. We learn about it at the Academy of Medicine as a cautionary tale. But there hasn't been a case of this, to my knowledge, since the time of The Imperator".

The Lungbarrows look at each other in horror.

"Will they be like him?"

Lady Lungbarrow look terrified as she awaited the answer to her question. The Physician shakes his head.

"I have no reason to believe that's likely. But one never knows. We cannot see the future".

Lord Lungbarrow shakes his head.

"So, what happens now? Do we keep them both?"

The Physician shakes his head.

"I'm afraid I cannot allow you to do that".

Lady Lungbarrow stands up in protest.

"I beg your pardon!?"

"I cannot allow you to take both of them home".

"And why not!?"

"Because, Lady Lungbarrow, your two children are two forms of the same. To keep them together would be a paradox. Two versions of the same fighting for supremacy. They might be best friends or bitter enemies. But if they stay together, they will be the same entity vying for the same space. On a planet like ours, the results of that could be catastrophic. Cataclysmic, in fact!"

Lord Lungbarrow sighs.

"Then what is to be done?"

"Shadow Divergencies can co-exist in the same universe, the same planet, the same time. But they need to be kept apart as far away as possible.The further the better. I'm afraid you will have to let one go".

"Will they remember each other?"

"Over time, no. They'll retain similar memories and they'll retain similar core principles and interests. But the further apart they are, and the more different experiences they have, the less of an impact the divergency will have. They will be forced to forget to they become more different over time".

Lady Lungbarrow, who looks over at her children, sheds a small tear. She turns around once more.

"Will they ever meet?"

"I don't know. If they meet as adults, after centuries of being apart, they could meet and there'd be no issue at all. I'm sorry, but they HAVE to be separated. And they CANNOT know of each other while they are young. Their meeting could rip Gallifrey apart. The fact they are a day old now is not an issue. But the risk increases by the day".

The Lungbarrows process what they've been told. Lord Lungbarrow rises from his chair and sighs.

"Which baby is the Shadow?"

The Physician thinks.

"From what I understand, the boy was the original pregnancy. We didn't register the girl until later".

Lord Lungbarrow, trying to regain decorum, walks over to Lady Lungbarrow, who is cooing over her children.

"We need to let her go..."

Lady Lungbarrow puts her hand over mouth and starts to cry.

"I can't. I can't...Our first children...I can't lose one..."

"We have to. You heard the Doctor. They're too dangerous together..."

Lady Lungbarrow takes a few moments before picking up the boy and passing him to Lord Lungbarrow. After he takes his son, she reaches down and picks up her daughter. Holding back more tears, she looks at her beautiful young girl.

"Now, you listen to me. I need you to do something for me. I need you to know that I don't want to let you go. But I know I must. I'm not letting you go out of hate, or neglect. I'm doing it because...I have to. So please, my little girl, please remember these words if nothing else..."

She thinks for a moment.

"...Never be cruel. Never be cowardly. Never give up, and never give in. Hate is foolish, love is always wise. Always be nice and NEVER fail to be kind. Laugh hard. Run fast. Be kind. Be everything, my love..."

Crying, she hands her daughter to the Physician.

"I promise, Lady Lungbarrow, she'll be well cared for..."

Lady Lungbarrow leaves the room. Lord Lungbarrow nods at the Physician before leaving the room also. The Physician looks at the little girl in his arms. She's crying. The Physician smiles.

"I promise you, I'll see you're looked after. I'll see if we have space in our home for you..."

Thursday, 24 October 2019

My Therapy Day In London (Part One: Brexit)


For those of you who don't know, I've been signed off work for over a month now due to recurrent stress and anxiety. I'm due back at work next week but, while some improvement has been made, I still don't feel up to going. I'm having multiple anxiety attacks most days and, sometimes, it can be crippling. Sometimes, they can last most of the day. Unfortunately, I'm also a hypochondriac. So when my heart rate increases, my brain thinks I'm having a heart attack and the cycle begins again.

While I've been off, I've tried various things to try and calm myself down. I've written most of an experimental album based on my feelings at the moment. I've tried to take walks and I've tried various calming techniques to try and combat it. Nothing seems to work all the time. So I'm having to try a mix and match of various things. Which isn't overly helpful but that's what I've got to work with.

Earlier this week, I decided that perhaps a change of scenery was needed. Just a day where I could leave familiarity behind and just get lost in a change. So, I chose London. I love visiting London, it has a lot of things to do and, frankly, it's not that hard to walk around. A bustling city full of distraction sounded like just what the doctor ordered. And, while I certainly felt better for it, my heart rate did increase in the afternoon and multiple anxiety attacks did occur. 

Never mind. 

You can't win them all.

My day started on the Southbank. A building development opposite London Waterloo was completed so a walkway down to the river bank was ready to use. And what a lovely morning it turned out to be. The London Eye was bustling with tourists but the Southbank itself was largely quiet. I didn't want to stay here too long but it was a nice way to reintroduce myself to London. I hadn't been for well over a year and a half so it was nice to reacquaint. 

A walk along Westminster Bridge raised a slightly dark memory, however. Along the pavement now is a metal railing, separating the pavement and the road. It took me a moment to realise that this was because of the Westminster Bridge attack 2 years previously and was placed to prevent such an event from happening again. (Similar infrastructure was visible around a lot of Central London for terror prevention).

Now on the North Bank of the Thames, my first destination was the area around the Houses of Parliament, where I knew a lot of Brexit related stuff was going to be going on. 

And I wasn't disappointed.

The first person I spoke to in London that day was a German gentleman who, at first, asked me which part of the Houses of Parliament we were looking at. Apart from the scaffolded Elizabeth Tower, I wasn't at all sure but I still jokingly suggested he took a picture of it in case it all comes crashing down in the inevitable post-Brexit collapse of British society. He then asked me where Downing Street was. I directed him to the best of my memory and then, he asked my permission to ask a personal question.


"Can I ask what your view on Brexit is?"

Realistically, no-one's ever really asked me that. And, luckily, I'm not annoyed by this kind of questioning. So, I told him. That I voted Remain in 2016 (but I wasn't a die-hard Remainer, nor am I still) and that, when the result came through, I was wanting us to make the best of, what I perceived to be, a bad situation. I also explained that I felt that the actions of Parliament this week, in relation to another extension and further scrutiny of Boris Johnson's proposals, was a positive thing. Even though I appreciate it probably annoys large swathes of the populous. 

The gentleman went on to explain that he was a German of Turkish descent and was a banker. And he felt that it would be better for Britain and Europe to Remain, but he respected Britain's decision. He was explaining to me that, seeing as the financial sector in London is important to the European Union, it was expected that either Paris or Frankfurt would take London's role upon our departure. When I asked whether or not this was a positive thing for Germany, his answer surprised me.

"No. We'd much rather Britain remained the financial hub of Europe. We'll make it work but we'd love Britain to stay".


Around us were people waving all sorts of banners, placards and flags. And, close to us, was a lady with a 'Brexit Now!' placard. The gentleman's wife (I presume) wasn't overly sure what was going on. So, with no sense of irony, went up to the lady with the 'Brexit Now!' placard and said "Yay, remain!" Upon further inspection, her husband and I realised that she had gotten confused about who was who in this plethora of people. She thought that the people with the EU flags were Leavers and that the people with pro-Brexit placards were Remainers. (Not entirely sure how she arrived at this conclusion but who am I to judge). I explained to her who was who and all was forgiven. The lady carrying the placard found this quite amusing and made no effort to demean the wife for her mistake, which I felt was nice given most pro-Brexiteers you see on television are very vocal and ready to defend their beliefs. (Mind you, this was the real world and not BBC News).

However, I did find it amusing when the gentleman took this lady by the hand and begged her for Britain to stay. They then had a conversation in fluent German about this. Again, the lady was perfectly amicable, which I was glad about. The last thing I wanted this German couple to go home thinking was "Diese Engländer sind sehr unhöflich!"

After a few minutes of conversation, the German couple thanked us, wished us well and departed, leaving the placard lady and I alone. It was in this instance, I sensed an opportunity. But I was wary. Letting foreigners off the hook was one thing, what about a question on Brexit from a fellow Brit?

"Can I ask, when you voted to Leave, what exactly did you vote for? No deal or a deal or some other arrangement?"

Given this had been a topic of discussion of late, it seemed prudent to ask someone now.

"Oh, I don't care about a deal!" she went on to say. She then spent the next five minutes explaining to me why she voted leave. She explained how she used to work in telecommunications and had a company that was responsible for supplying communications equipment for European Space Agency satellites that ultimately got launched. She then explained how, in her experience, the EU had ruined the science sector on the continent and then went on, with no segue, to talk about VAT. After that, I kind of lost her. Not because I was disinterested, far from it, but because she was talking at 100mph and I genuinely couldn't keep up.

A walk around the statues of Westminster was the next order of the day. Realistically, I only wanted to see two statues. And I wasn't disappointed. Nelson Mandela is my historical and political hero, so to see his statue was incredibly humbling. But, my real desire, led me three statues to the left of Nelson. (Sorry, Madiba). The newest statue on that green. The statue of Suffragist, Millicent Fawcett.

I'd seen the unveiling of this statue on the news but it was lovely to see it up close. On the base of the statue were pictures of other prominent suffragists and suffragettes. I'm going to be honest, I didn't know many. The only ones I did know (apart from Fawcett) were Emmeline Pankhurst and Emily Wilding Davison. I studied the Women's Suffrage Movement in GCSE and A-Level history but it seemed there was a huge gap in my knowledge when it came to actual women at that time.

And reading the banner she was holding, it seemed particularly ironic to me given what's happening in this country now. Parliamentarians are often referred to as cowards or traitors for their views on Brexit. But, I suppose, in one way, it's courageous what they're doing.

Just as a disclaimer, I'm not saying this for all MPs. There are genuinely some who I believe lack conviction. Those who are Leavers, or those who are determined to Leave despite voting Remain themselves, are having the courage and conviction to stand by their principles. On the flipside, there are people who voted Remain who have the courage to still make sure either an orderly Brexit happens or even having the courage to dare speak out and talk about over-turning it. I'm not making a judgement here on who's right or wrong, but I think to have the courage to speak against the tide is an admirable quality. Whether you agree with that conviction or not.

I pondered this as I decided to walk through Whitehall and rest at Trafalgar Square. However, before I departed Parliament for the moment, three things caught my attention. 

The first was a permanent memorial to PC Keith Palmer, who died in the line of duty during the Westminster Bridge attack. I had no idea this existed so it was truly humbling to pay tribute to this man and to see that, even now, people still leave flowers and messages of thanks and good wishes for him.

The second thing, just around the tight corner from the memorial, was a man selling toilet paper. But not just any toilet paper. Oh, no. 2 ply Donald Trump toilet paper.

"I'll bet none of you have Donald Trump toilet paper at home! You can give it as a gift or you can use it!"

The third thing actually came from my about to ask him why he hadn't called the product 'Donald Dump'. I would've achieved this objective if a man on a bike hadn't decided to block my path to the vendor in the hope he could clear the gap before I moved. And, with a slightly dirty and tired look on his face, he looked at me for a moment and then went on his way. I just smiled at him before he left.

This man, as it happens, was Jeremy Hunt MP.


In Part Two: I'll discuss how I finally discovered how they film the news, my journey around the Queen's supermarket and how I nearly went to Abbey Road, but it wasn't to be.