Sunday 6 December 2020

An Open Letter To "Fans" Of Doctor Who [WARNING: CONTAINS EXPLICIT LANGUAGE]

I don't usually write about Doctor Who but, on this occasion, I need to get this off my chest. I'm going to keep it short and sweet, and there will be some explicit language.


Dear "Fans" of Doctor Who.

We need to talk.

If you're in the fandom on Facebook or Twitter, you may have noticed that things feel...negative...since Jodie Whittaker took over as the Doctor and Chris Chibnall took over as head writer. I've certainly noticed and I've been watching it unfold as time has gone on.

However, this morning, I reached the point where I couldn't stand it any longer.

This open letter is designed to be read by all fans that come across it, but it's addressing those who dislike the Whittaker/Chibnall era and comment on every post about Doctor Who expressing this disgust.

I'm going to put my core message to you in the strongest possible terms.

If you don't like what Chibnall is doing, or how Jodie is playing the Doctor, then stop fucking watching. Seriously.

I cannot express enough how much of a waste of time it is for you people to put up a negative comment about the show on every single post you come across about it. Of course you're entitled to your own opinions and it's good you feel the need to express that, but frankly the amount you're posting about the same subject to no effect is tedious and, frankly, it puts those of us who like Jodie into a difficult position. 

I understand you have some legitimate concerns about the direction that the show is going and you have some concerns about how it's being presented. But by calling this era "woke" is frankly lazy and it's not an argument. And it's now a word which usage is now becoming quickly associated with people like Laurence Fox and Nigel Farage.

The writer Vinay Patel, who wrote Fugitive of the Judoon and Demons of the Punjab, recently told a fan to "GTFO" when they asked about Jo Martin's incarnation and many fans, who see the show as Woke now, got up in arms. However, when you consider that this "fan" on twitter changed official artwork to remove Jodie and Jo from them and was a constant critic of Jo's inclusion, of course that should be brought up and taken to task. But the amount of comments I found in support of this "fan" who had been sworn at was overwhelming.

And with the trailer for Revolution of the Daleks, Facebook was swamped with negative comments, while the YouTube upload didn't seem to have many at all. Maybe I'm on the wrong media platform? Maybe I should spend more time on YouTube.

I'm not going to lie, Chibnall's writing is not the best writing the show's had. As someone who started Who with Eccleston and grew up with Tennant, Russell T Davies' era of the show is my favourite by far. However, I absolutely adore Jodie's Doctor. And every time I see someone comment, quite aggressively, that they've stopped watching the show because of Jodie or  Chibnall, I feel like I'm in a strange minority that actually accepts the show's 57 year tradition of CHANGE.

As a result of this, it's increasingly becoming clear that there's a weird double standard with these people in terms of narrative. I'll use the Timeless Child revelation as an example.

  1. It's not the first time that Doctor Who has theorized about regenerations prior to William Hartnell. The Brain Of Morbius in the 1970s alluded to this. But, until now, it could also be assumed that they were Morbius' faces. Either way, it's not the first time that the Doctor's chronology has come into question.
  2. If the writer was Russell T Davies, and the Doctor was David Tennant, I'd bet there would not be the same outcry by some fans as there has been now. Given that a lot of NuWho fans see the Davies era as some kind of Holy Grail for the show, I'd bet there wouldn't be nearly as much opposition as there is now with Jodie/Chibnall.
  3. The show adapts and evolves with time. It did so in the 60s, it did so in the 80s and it's doing it continually. Also, the show has to adapt to both a change in the world around it, but also how people consume television. The episodic formula that has underpinned Doctor Who since 1963 doesn't work the same today. Nor does it work the same today as it did 5 years ago. You expect Doctor Who to get it right every time?
Frankly, I'm thankful we still HAVE Doctor Who.

For so many years, Doctor Who has been a safe haven for people who feel they don't belong in the real world. It means so much to so many. Which is why, when people attack it like they are, there's mixed feelings by those who frankly don't care.

Of course not everyone is going to like every era of Doctor Who. Not everyone is going to like everything that the show does. But this kind of argument, and this kind of aggression, is where politics is going. This is how political discourse operates these days, not Doctor Who!

And of course the show is going to, as it always has, reflect the time in which it airs. So the prospect of a female Doctor, a potential lesbian relationship and multi-racial representation SHOULD NOT BE A MASSIVE SURPRISE IN 2020. 

Doctor Who is not some weird sleeper agent in the so-called "Culture Wars". It's not some leftist device to overthrow the established order and it's certainly not designed to alienate you into accepting certain things. Doctor Who has always been a show that promotes kindness and acceptance over all else. It's always been the show where the person or being that tries to sow discord or division loses and that love and hope wins. This has stood for 57 years. Why are some fans alienated about this now?

So if you are someone who isn't watching Jodie's era because she's a woman and think that the show has become "woke", stop watching Doctor Who and let those of us who enjoy it just enjoy it. Because you're not going to like it going forward. Jodie doesn't seem to be going anywhere right now and it seems Chibnall's going to stick around. Hell, he might even write the 60th!

Or, who knows, maybe he'll leave fairly soon along with Jodie because he can't cope with the toxicity that's infected the fandom.

So to those people I've described, seriously, fuck off and let us enjoy the show we love. There's plenty of other shows that will cater to your tastes. I'm sure Netflix or Prime will have something you can watch instead. 

As an aside, if you've stopped watching because you're just bored of it, or don't like it but don't feel the need to let every person in the world know, I like you. You're fine. It's just those who have nothing better to do but bring it down for everyone else that's the problem.

Just maybe don't try Star Trek as you may have a heart attack.

Sunday 27 September 2020

How & Why I Came To Accept The Simulation [Opinion Article]

Let's get a couple of things straight before I get into this. As usual in my opinion articles, this is not an essay. This is purely my musings on a subject. In this article in particular, I'm going to delve into my personal beliefs and what I personally believe creation to be. It's one of the more honest and philosophical pieces I've written, so please excuse any ramblings featured in this article.

"I think most likely — this is just about probability — there are many, many simulations...You might as well call them reality, or you could call them multiverse".

Elon Musk said these words in 2018 while explaining the Simulation Theory. [Or, The Bostrom Theory to purists]. And Musk is not alone in believing the simulation theory either in part, or wholly. The late Stephen Hawking proposed the universe was, in fact, a "hologram", and Neil Degrasse Tyson has expressed his openness for the theory too.

So, what is the Simulation Theory?

Put simply: "The simulation hypothesis (or simulation theory) is the proposal that all of reality, including the Earth and the rest of the universe, could in fact be an artificial simulation, such as a computer simulation".

Basically, The Matrix. Except perhaps it's not based in a post-apocalyptic hell-scape that you can wake up from at any time. The simple belief that the universe around us is made up of code, created in a super-computer by a race of beings that have the technological capacity to do so. The inhabitants of which are solely convinced that the universe around them is real.

To be fair, this sounds a little bit terrifying. And something out of Doctor Who or Star Trek. But it isn't. If anything, it explains a lot and And I'd to explain my own personal journey on how I came to accept the simulation.


My Struggle With Religion

Like most other children in the UK, I grew up in Church Of England schools. I was taught Christian values in school assemblies. I was made to sing hymns to a God that I believed in, but didn't really understand. I knew God to be an all-powerful being that loved all his children and sent his son, Jesus, to teach us to be better and to follow his example. And that Jesus died on the cross so that we would be forgiven, cut scene. As children, this is the life we grew up around. And I, for one, fully accepted that there was a big bearded man in the sky who looked down on us and that, one day, I'd die and either go to heaven or hell, depending on how I acted while I was alive.

Then 9/11 happened. Or, more specifically, I saw the effect 9/11 had on the global landscape and I remember watching the news as the Allied Forces bombed Baghdad in the Second Gulf War. As I got older and started to understand the September 11th Attacks a little better, I found myself in a bit of a conundrum. I was taught there was a God who was all powerful, all seeing and all loving, yet he didn't prevent 9/11, or the war that followed. What kind of God allows things like this to happen? 

This started my first crisis of faith. 

By the time I reached secondary school, I'd become somewhat disillusioned by God and the faith I found myself brought up around. So, for the next few years, I tried to find something else that made me comfortable. For a day in Year 8, I decided I was Jewish. Then I did more research and that fizzled out pretty quickly. Then I became Protestant, but then I found myself in the same position as before. Then my woodwork teacher found a religion called Raelienism for me in order to help my distress. Bless you, Mr Harris, it was a good find. And one I understand given you knew about my love of science fiction. But I don't think you read deeply enough to find out about Raelien orgies as a form of worship or the high sexualisation that belief follows. Thank the Lord you didn't suggest Scientology.

Then, for over a decade, I became an Atheist. A staunch one too. Which put me in conflict with one of my best friends, who had blossomed in her spiritual practises. Although I accepted that religion was a valid path to choose for someone else, I hated the idea of religion for myself.

Fast forward to November 2015. The dust is settling from the Paris Attacks and Islamic Extremism is topic number one in the public consciousness. For about a fortnight following the attacks, I spent my time defending people who followed and practiced Islam against other Atheists who argued that it was their religion that was the cause of these attacks. I became an Atheist because, as well as the aforementioned reasons, I didn't like the religious division I witnessed within the sphere I was in. ("Christian" v "Muslim" etc). Religion was still my favourite subject at school, and the only A grade I got in my GCSEs. I even intended to go to uni to study it as an Atheist. But, during that fortnight following Paris, I experienced far more vitriol from Atheists than I ever did as a follower of faith. So, I turned my back on Atheism too. For a group that claim to be above religious arguments, I found they were almost worse.

As the following years went by, I found myself in a quandary. Do I believe, or do I not?

Then, something happened. 

I was alone in my room in one of the darkest periods of my life. Alone, quite far from home, and needing solace. And, for the first time in years, I prayed for help. Then, I felt something wrap themselves around me in a hug. And it was just what I needed. The only problem was, I was home alone. And I could smell Old Spice. I can only assume, at the time, that it was my late grandfather who was giving me the hug I needed. Was it Granddad? Or someone else? It matters not, it took me back to square one.


The Simulation

Then came the Simulation Theory.

Aged 23, I became very interested by a concept known as 'Glitch In The Matrix'. This is a phenomena where people claim to have had paranormal experiences around time, space and people which cannot be explained by scientific or, indeed, supernatural means. I myself have had glitch experiences that I cannot explain. Some people may point to something called The Mandela Effect as evidence of glitches, but there are other stories which also claim to document strange glitches. Some of which include The Man From Taured, The Time Travel Case of Sir Robert Victor Goddard, Roanoke and a whole plethora of others. For what it's worth, Reddit is full of interesting stories. Go through them and make of them what you will.

Now, these could all be passed off as stories designed to creep out, intrigue, or entertain. But my contribution (which is the first story on this video compilation) is real as far as my experience informs me. It creeped me out big time and I cannot explain rationally what happened. It messed with my head for days.

Glitches are important when talking about the Simulation Theory. As, like computers we have here, all technology is not perfect. If you consider for a second that we are in a simulation, the processing power needed to maintain our universe must be, for lack of a better word, astronomical. Even post-human supercomputers (which are the cornerstone of the theory) may have some issues. 

Ever played Sims? Seen how buggy that can get? Yep, that's your reality now.

When I first came across the theory, I thought it was madness. But then I read more into it, where it comes from and what the principle arguments for and against are, and that's when something clicked. Something from my teenage years.


Skepticism

I've always been somewhat skeptical of the things around me. Which is why I love philosophy, because it's bonkers. And who knows, maybe one of the philosophers are right. But there's a school of thought in Philosophy called Skepticism, the definition of which:

"is generally a questioning attitude or doubt towards one or more putative instances of knowledge which are asserted to be mere belief or dogma".

What is Dogma? Apart from being an excellent film from the 90s, it's another word for principles, or doctrine. Religion is a dogma. Science is, in many ways, a dogma. 

As a teenager I believed that science had a lot of the answers, but I also believed that human thinking, and therefore some science, is flawed. I still hold this belief. Considering how much of science has changed and evolved over time, it makes no sense to accept that all science is fact when that fact, sometimes, changes. Now there are certain aspects of science that does not change. An atom is an atom, a molecule is a molecule and we are made up of certain things. 

But when it comes to the universe, there's still a lot we don't know. There's a lot science cannot know yet. Which is why it carries on. 

This self-held skepticism that I'd held for years helped the Simulation Theory to form in my head. 

Here are some questions I really wanted answers to as a teenager.

1. Why are we so lucky not to have experienced an apocalyptic event in modern human history? (e.g, Supervolcano, asteroid, gamma ray burst, etc).

2. Where do the idea of Gods actually come from?

3. Why do different cultures across the world, that diverged and didn't communicate for thousands of years, have such similar ideas to one another?

4. How can things that defy the laws of physics exist when they're not supposed to?

I never got answers. But consider:

1. Given the amount of Earth-bound and Cosmic dangers that could wipe us out without our knowledge, especially before the advent of space technology, how were we so monumentally lucky as not to have experienced something cataclysmic within modern human history? Given how many asteroids pass us for instance, or given that we're LONG overdue for a Super-volcano to blow?

2. Was there something, or someone, that gave people the idea for Gods? (See Ancient Astronaut Theory for a fun read).

3. Most human communities compete with the same fundamental challenges, but why do similar ideas, thousands of miles apart, all get thought of?

4. If science was truly infallible, why do we find things that confound the laws, even when they're not supposed to? Dark matter, anti-matter, entropy, etc.


All these things together helped convince me. Maybe the fact that humans across the world had similar ideas was part of a software patch? Or maybe we're just that good. Maybe there was a guiding hand making sure we weren't totally annihilated? Or maybe we're just that lucky


Why I Accept It

I'm not saying that the Simulation Theory answers these kinds of questions, but the first thing you have to do when talking about this theory is keep an open mind. 

At the end of the day, I'm not trying to convince you that this is right. I'm not trying to convince you that we are indeed inside a simulation right now. Why? Because that's a scary thought. The fact that we're all beings inside a digital simulation created by a futuristic society of humans (or Posthumans) is a scary concept. What if someone trips over the plug and ends the universe? What happens when we've fulfilled our usefulness? What if the future of our race is solely in the hands of EA Games?

Even Dr Nick Bostrom, the guy who first popularized the theory, isn't a staunch believer in this. And, frankly, perhaps it should be taken with a pinch of salt. But here are a few reasons why I accept the Simulation Theory.

1. It carries the idea of a Creator. Maybe not all seeing, all knowing or all-powerful, but they'd be there.

2. It brings a certain logic to how I personally perceive the universe and the world around me. It's a little similar to Descartes 'Brain-In-A-Vat' hypothesis, but it's more comforting than thinking I'm a brain in a vat of...stuff.

3. It allows me to believe that we still hold some importance in the fabric of the universe. It allows for literally anything.


Like I said before, I'm not trying to convince you we're in a simulation. There's no religion to convert to, there's no doctrine to subscribe to. I'm not going to go around preaching something that, frankly, I know isn't going to float with most people. What I can do, though, is impart what I believe. Maybe you'll want to look into it too.

Because, hey, what's the worst that can happen if Bostrom is right?




And if we are in a simulation? And none if this is real? Well, take solace in one simple fact.

It's all real to you, and that's what matters.

Saturday 1 August 2020

'If I Were In Charge' [Long Read - Opinion Article]


If I had “my way”, the country would be governed very differently. As I get older, I start to think that the way in which governance occurs in the UK is no longer fit for purpose. This antiquated system that runs this country refuses to change, refuses to adapt, and is now being played by the morally ambiguous for a fiddle. It has given way to a level of tribalism hitherto unseen in this country and, quite frankly, it’s breaking the country apart. Given how Britain is now out of the EU and wants to start a new path in the world, it seems right to me that the country should, much like the Doctor in Doctor Who, regenerate. It’s time to hit the reset button and try to make a Britain fit for the 21st Century and beyond.


Before I start, this is not an essay. This will not have statistics, it will not have evidence backing it up, this is an opinion piece. This is an article showcasing what I would do if I were in charge, while also recognizing that this particular vision of mine will never occur. Even if like-minded people saw this and decided they wanted to see that change occur, the chances of it actually coming to fruition are minimal. This is for a number of reasons, one of which is the fact that I doubt it would get widespread support across the country, another being that any kind of change like this would have to come from some kind of uprising or revolution for it to really kick-start. This particular method of governance does not benefit the people currently in power, so they would have no need to alter the system.


I must also recognise that, despite my best attempts to talk about how my idea would work and what I would personally do to cement it in permanent governance, it is not without flaws. It would not be a perfect system, nothing is. But I will try my best, anyway, to illustrate it as best I can. I’m sure many of you would disagree, but I would implore you to see this more as a thought experiment than anything else. I’m not Marx, I’m not trying to advocate an uprising to get something changed, I’m merely putting forward an alternative if, one day, a revolutionary change occurs in this country. (Which, to be completely honest, I’m close to arguing it’s needed).



THE ROYAL FAMILY


I’m going to write something now that I’ve never admitted to before. The reasons for this include it’s a little bit taboo, people wouldn’t necessarily understand and it could be seen as anti-Democratic. But, for the past few years, I have developed Monarchist tendencies. I’m not a full Monarchist, nor do I believe that the Royal Family would be a suitable replacement for governance in this country on its own. However, I personally believe that the Royal Family still have an active role to play in 21st Century governance. Partly because I think it would be useful for them to further earn their extraordinary annual pay packet, but also because they are still an important part of British culture, especially the perception of British culture abroad.


At the moment, the King/Queen has a limited role in the day-to-day running of state. The Monarch has the power to open and close Parliamentary sessions, as well as give Royal Assent to bills before they become enshrined in law. However, unlike Charles I, the Queen cannot enter the House of Commons and close the Parliament on a whim. The Monarch could, once upon a time, refuse to give Royal Assent which could lead to a Government resigning, especially if the issue was contentious. However, this was somewhat negated with the Fixed Term Parliaments Act 2011. (Which, let’s be honest here, has become a little dead in the water of late). But the Palace’s role in the day-to-day running of Britain is minimal. The Royal Family has been, since the restoration, largely ceremonial in favour of Parliamentary democracy. 


An increased role for the Monarch, in my personal vision, would not necessarily be a bad thing. Especially once I’ve laid out my vision in full. This is all background and context. Of course, one of the major downsides for an increased role for the Monarch, is who that Monarch is. We don’t want a return to the Georgian period where the Monarch, or indeed Prince Regent, was held in disdain due to their somewhat luxurious tendencies. For instance, I don’t believe the Queen would abuse that increased role. Nor do I believe Charles or William would. 


I won’t comment on George right now as he’s young and we don’t know how he’s going to view the world the older he gets. But a few generations down the line, if you have someone who favours dictatorial rule, then that could create problems. That being said, once I’ve laid out my visions in full, there may be a way to negate this behaviour.


Despite this, I believe that the Royals definitely have a role to play. Especially given their public and charity work in recent decades. Especially the younger Royals. And, like I said before, there’s no harm in making them work a little harder for their annual pay check?


PARLIAMENT AND THE ROLE OF POLITICAL TRIBALISM


I’m not against Parliamentary Democracy. I want to make that clear. If a country wants to go down that route they should be allowed to determine that for themselves. I’m merely offering an alternative thought experiment. However, my opinion on Parliament has changed in recent years. Especially since the Brexit Referendum.


It is my opinion that the actions of Parliament, on all sides, in the 2010s has led to a period of tribalism and division that is the worst we’ve seen since the Victorian Period. You can start this process with the 2008 Financial Crash, or you can start it with the election of the Coalition. Either way, we are where we are. And it is my opinion that the Conservative Parliamentary Party, and other supra-Parliamentary actors, have sowed the seeds of division. On balance, I would also argue that many in the Labour grassroots organisations, especially Momentum, have sown this further. But Brexit was the ultimate catalyst for the division we see now. Although Covid-19 dominates the stage here now, Brexit dominated it for the 4 years prior. Families were torn apart, friendships were lost and even lives were lost in the pursuit of a break from the EU. (For those who are confused, I am referring to the murder of Jo Cox).


That’s not to say everyone has been this bitterly divisive. I was largely indifferent to the issue but still voted to Remain. My opinion on that has changed and even reversed a few times in the years that followed. But even once the result came through, I was put in with a group of people who had the opinion of “Not what I would’ve liked, but let’s make it work anyway”. (I would argue a silent group these days). 


Despite this, the Brexit divisions have left no part of the country unscathed, especially in Parliament. Theresa May, for all her faults, tried her hardest to make her mark on Parliament by trying to be the PM that got it done. But she faced criticism on all sides. In another time, she may have been a decent PM by pre-Brexit standards. Alas, it was not to be. And now we have Boris. Who, in my honest opinion, is a class-A racist charlatan. A Etonian classist who has zero integrity and would happily throw anyone under his red bus if it meant he got the ratings and the limelight. I do not like Boris Johnson one iota. I felt sorry for him when he was in intensive care with the virus, but I do not like him at all whatsoever. And it is actually Boris that I would like to use as the example for tribalism.


Whether it’s his rhetoric, his change of mind, or his bus, Boris (and Cummings) has been the centre of a campaign of disinformation and propaganda since the day he came to Downing Street. The job he’d wanted all his life, and he has proved time and time again that he quantifiably unfit for office. Boris will not be remembered as a statesman. Depending on what happens in the future, his complementors will compare him to Churchill, while his critics will compare him to a dumpster fire. 


With that in mind, there is an interesting trend. People still defend him. There is now a whole tribe of people who will readily defend him no matter what he says or what he does. I’ve experienced it for myself. Though it may not seem like it now, I do try to stay in the middle ground of things. I like balance. Giving credit where credit is due and criticism where it is required. But I have been in situations where people have defended Boris, and other Brexiteers, for quite questionable things. 


Now, on balance, this is not unique to Boris. Jeremy Corbyn had the same thing with Momentum. Jeremy Corbyn could call for a total Leninist-style takeover and Momentum would probably beat their drums with the heads of the Bourgeoisie. But there has been a more tangible and noticeable increase in Tribalism through the 2010s. It happens on all sides. And in a lot of Western countries. Some people on the Right would refer to it as the ‘Culture War’. (I have a massive issue with that name anyway but that’s for another time). But with the recent BLM protests in the US and across the West, this division is becoming much clearer to the average person. Trumpers or Antifa, Remain or Leave, there are distinct tribes now. They’ve always been there, but they have become more apparent and much more mainstream in the 2010s. Is this down to the internet? In large part, yes. Probably. But, again, that’s for another time.


Is Tribalism useful in politics? Well, that’s debatable. As this is my opinion article, no. I don’t think it is. Because, in my opinion, it limits societal progress. Because you either have those who want to advance a cause to catch up with modern change or thinking, and those who think or believe it’s an abhorrence, or some kind of ideological takeover that threatens their very existence. It’s pointless. And this tribalism is being exploited by the prominent voices in those camps. For the Right Wing, it would be the likes of Katie Hopkins, Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson or Americans such as Tucker Carlson, Jim Jordan. For the Left, Owen Jones, Ash Sakar, Jeremy Corbyn and Bernie Sanders to name a few. (Just to point out my own left-wing bias, I like Owen and Ash, they were just names I’d come across).


But even then, to me, Tribalism accomplishes nothing except stagnate political and societal progression. And, in my experience, this tribalism usually comes down to a name. “Labour”, “Conservative”, “Democrat”, “Republican”. When those names are invoked, suddenly a whole cache of stereotypical characteristics are thrown into the ether as pre-judgement. “Oh, you’re Republican? You’re clearly a racist”. “Oh you’re Labour? You’re a Communist!” “Oh, you’re a Libtard”. Pfft.


Let’s get a few things straight here. Not everyone who supports Labour is a Marxist/Communist. Not everyone who is Liberal is easily “triggered”. Not everyone who is Republican is a Trump-supporter and not everyone who is Tory is a heartless classist. 


The name-calling, the venom, the needless stereotypes are pointless in the grand scheme of things. And, again, this is being exploited by the people in charge. Which, in turn, affects the outcome of Democracy. It’s part of the “Us v Them” mentality. Give someone an enemy or a scapegoat and they become putty in your hands. This is why immigration (and illegal immigration) became one of the main talking points during the Referendum. Because a lot of people, UKIP and right-wing Tories especially, made it that way. It’s not a new talking point, but it certainly poisoned a lot of the reasonable debate around a pretty important topic.


The right to free speech is a key and integral part of any functioning society. It’s a good cause to defend and it’s an important right to uphold in the 21st Century. 


But that doesn’t mean that the current system is still fit for purpose. Of course, with free speech, there needs to be a better understanding of the fact that just because you have an opinion, it doesn’t mean you’re right. And with the onset of a new wave of “Fake News” and disinformation online, the fight for free speech has become more intense than ever. The enemy is not necessarily an opposing ideology that censors free speech, like the Soviet Union during the Cold War, but it’s the enemy within. The enemy in your hand. Technology is a wonderful thing, but democracy is still coming to terms with how social media and technology is advancing. Because, let’s be honest, it’s advancing at break-neck speed. 20 years ago, “Fake News” was a sensationalist headline in a tabloid newspaper. Now it can be literally anything. To the point where there are multiple camps of people (or tribes to recycle a term) who are so consumed in their own echo chambers that truth is diluted now.


If you’re Donald Trump, CNN is the bastion of ‘fake news’. This is largely because they are highly critical of him, and rightly so. But if you’re like me and left-wing, Fox News or Breitbart is the ultimate form of fake news because of how evidently politically slanted it is. But within that, where is the truth? Does CNN tell the truth all the time? Does Fox News lie always? Because the tribes are so consumed in their own worlds, it’s becoming increasingly more difficult to see the truth for what it actually is. 


But then, even ‘truth’ comes under multiple definitions now, depending on who you ask. Again, CNN will claim they’re telling the truth when they say that Hydroxychloroquine is not a cure for Covid-19, while “Dr” Stella Immanuel claims to be telling the truth when she says it is. And different people believe both. I can’t remember the last time the majority of a population actually agreed on a universal truth. There are still people who believe that NASA is lying about the Earth being round, it’s really difficult to discuss the truth these days. You’re either telling the truth or a sheep. You’re either sane or a conspiracy theorist waiting for tin-hat-time. 


And so the fields of division grow further. And leaders these days prey on this. Trump, Duterte, Bolsonaro, Johnson and others, they like this level of tribalism and division. It comes straight out of the populist playbook. But no-one seems to be doing anything vaguely constructive in order to sort it out. Because the more people who are scared, the easier their message spreads. The more people believe someone else is to blame, they can divide the population. The more people they can control, the easier their ride becomes. Especially when the enemies tend to be foreigners or BAME groups, who have a hard enough time as it is in Western nations.


This is why democracy is stagnating. And this is why leaders are playing democracy for a fool. Democracy is brilliant when it works. Right now, in many Western nations, it’s not. And, in my opinion, in the UK, it’s not working correctly right now.


Do I want to end free speech? No. No I don’t. Do I want to end Democracy? Again, no.


So what’s the Alternative?



THE VISION


Here’s the melt-in-the-middle centre I’m getting at. If our Democracy fails, we cannot allow the country to fall into a power vacuum. History shows that when power vacuums occur, that’s when the extremes take over. We don’t want to be under a Soviet-style dictatorship, nor do we want a fascist Britain. (Well, most sane-minded people don’t anyway). So, what can we have instead?


Here’s what I’d do if I was given the political sandbox.


We need a robust style of Government that can overcome the challenges of the 21st Century, can protect free speech and allow free-speech to prosper while also serving the ever changing needs of a modern population and a modern nation-state determined to be world-class in everything it does. Something that works for everyone, and something that can’t easily be played by amoral people who want to use it for their own ends.


First thing’s first.


In this particular vision, we need to abolish both the House of Commons and the House of Lords. The Palace of Westminster still has a role to play, but it will not house the Commons or the Lords.


The Commons would be replaced. The Lords, however, would not be. In this new system, there would be no place for inherited titles and there will be no place for anyone to put their friends or supporters in to try and gain an advantage. The Lords, in this system, would be permanently abolished. There would not be a need for 2 Houses of Parliament in order to govern.


The Commons would be replaced, however, by a Citizens’ Assembly. Now, the idea of a Citizens’ Assembly has been mooted countless times before. The Green Party are one of the main proponents of this, but this is to work in tandem with the current system. Instead, in this system, the Citizens’ Assembly would be the main body of Governance.


The Citizens’ Assembly would be a smaller body than the House of Commons in the sense that there would not be 650 seats in the House. There would instead be between 100-120. This would account for every county in all 4 nations of the UK, as well as major cities having their own seat. (In my personal vision for this, Yorkshire would actually be divided into 2-4 seats given its size, with 2 going to York and another city). Obviously, this amount only works if Scotland remains in the UK once this was instigated. 


Each representative would be decided by a democratic election. There would be a democratic exercise every 3 years to elect the Assembly members. Although, sitting members will be subject to a 2 term limit. Meaning that, potentially, the Assembly’s makeup would refresh by 50-75% every six years. Allowing for more new ideas to come through and be put forward. 


Each representative, although allowed their own ideology and may be a part of an external political group, would have to stand as Independent come the election. No candidate would be allowed to stand for Assembly on a party affiliation, meaning no party gets a majority in the Assembly. The idea is that a mix of ideologies and a mix of different ideas come together and try to get things done. I understand that this is very much easier said than done, but the capacity is there.


The AMs would also have to abide by a strict code of ethics, which they have to swear during an inauguration ceremony at the start of every new Assembly cycle. These codes would include (but not be limited to):


  • Not be “bought” by big companies or accept bribes by individuals, companies or lobbyists.


  • Speak only for their constituents, gauge their opinion before any decision is made.


  • Adhere to a strict expenses policy, with a cap on how much an AM can claim, as well as strict criteria for what they can claim for.


  • Dismiss and retire all political affiliations upon ascending to the Assembly. They would not be allowed to accept any endorsement or funding from said organisation either. They can take them up again once their term expires.


  • Agree to one month’s voluntary service in the community so as to gain more perspective of the lives of ordinary people. This could be in any sector and would be part of the annual 2 month Assembly recess.


A breach of many of these codes could end in a dismissal from office if found guilty of said breach. Candidates can stand for Assembly if they have a criminal record, but they must not have had any serious criminal convictions. (Assault, rape, murder, manslaughter, financial crime, etc).


The actual ins and outs of the Assembly would be decided by committee while it was being set up. But the day-to-day running of the Assembly would not be too dissimilar from what MPs do now, only with more of an emphasis on being available for community sessions as well as committee meetings, many of which would be a mixture of online and not. AMs whose seats are within an hour or two of London would be expected to attend in person, while those who have to travel from further away may be allowed to attend virtually.


To which Governmental Department each AM would lead would be decided by the Assembly itself. While the electorate would choose who they want to be First Minister, AMs would put themselves up for selection to the offices and would be elected by their colleagues. This saves voter fatigue. (Given that, in this scenario, the election cycle is every 3 years). 


As for the higher echelons of the Assembly, the head of state, and the head of the Assembly, would be shared between 2 people. The first would be a democratically elected AM to the position of First Minister. The First Minister’s role would be not too dissimilar to that of the Prime Minister now, except for the fact that they would be sharing leadership duties with the sitting Monarch. 


The First Minister would be subject to the same rules and regulations as an ordinary AM, but they would be expected to perform more duties in relation to the office. The First Minister would take more of a role in domestic issues, concentrating on things at home, while the Monarch would be more concerned with the Diplomatic side of British politics. So, for instance, when it comes to international summits, the sitting Monarch would be expected to attend and not the First Minister. (If the Monarch is of an older age and cannot perform those duties, the First Minister would attend such engagements in their place). But the division of Home and Abroad would be reflected in how Governance is practised.


The First Minister, however, could attend international engagements with the Monarch if the Monarch so requested. That being said, the power of the Monarch would not be absolute. The Assembly would be the Second body of Governance that would keep the Monarch in check, or vice versa. 


  • THE EXECUTIVE BODY - The Monarch
  • THE ADMINISTRATIVE BODY - The Assembly
  • THE JUDICIAL BODY - The Supreme Court


The role of the First Minister would also be somewhat ambassadorial in nature, being the main figure that would connect the Assembly and the Palace. The Monarch and the First Minister would be expected to work together closely in order to help shape Britain’s path. This would mean splitting the duties that a Prime Minister might perform between the Monarch and the First Minister, though the Monarch would still be the head of state and the internationally recognised leader of the UK. 


The Assembly would be able to pass legislation, but there would have to be a majority for it to pass. The Monarch would not have a vote in the Assembly as they would not be an elected member, but they can introduce legislation. They could also introduce legislation alongside the First Minister jointly if it were appropriate to. 


For checks and balances on power:


  • While a First Minister could not bring forward legislation to have a Monarch removed, the Monarch could bring forward a vote of no-confidence in the First Minister, but only if certain criteria were met. The Monarch would not be allowed to remove a sitting First Minister unilaterally.


  • The Assembly could reject legislation brought about by the Monarch without legal or constitutional recourse. If a piece of Royal Legislation was rejected by a slim majority, the Monarch may be invited to work with the Assembly to amend the bill in order to help it pass in a future session.


  • The Monarch would have to be invited to attend Assembly meetings. They could not arrive unexpectedly or without invitation. Though they would be required to attend Committee hearings.


  • The Monarch could not unilaterally dissolve the Assembly. They would need to put forward legislation for that to occur and, if it was a premature dissolution, they would need to be invited to the Assembly to justify why they’re introducing the bill.


For the Monarch’s part, many of the Royals (when they are adults) would be expected to have an active role in governance. In a sense, like a Cabinet, the Monarch could choose certain Royals to be Palace Ambassadors for certain departments. (For example, if Charles were King and this system were in place, he may select Princess Eugenie to be the Palace Ambassador for Culture and Sport, or select Prince William to be the Palace Ambassador for the Foreign Office). The Monarch would have control over who they selected to which post, but would have no say to which AMs would be selected to the office as well. There would also be no number of times that the Monarch could change who represents which department if it doesn’t appear to be working or the Royal selected is not suited to the role.


The idea is that the Monarchy and the Elected Assembly work closely together for the progression and the betterment of the UK. The role of the Royals becomes much more involved than it currently is, while the Democratically elected body becomes a constantly-moving conveyor belt of ideas. 


This is merely a snapshot of my idea. I understand that it all sounds very odd, far-fetched and impossible, but all embryonic ideas do at the start.


The key takeaways from this:


  1. The Monarch would not have absolute power, but would have the ceremonial power they still enjoy while having a more active role in governance than they do now. 


  1. The British Assembly would solely consist of democratically elected officials and not have two Houses.


  1. There would be a First Minister, who would work in tandem with the Monarch to govern Britain.


  1. This would be an attempt to modernize governance to reflect modern values and modern practices against a system of governance that is, in my opinion, becoming unfit for purpose. 


I understand that this seems far-fetched and is probably fraught with flaws. But this is merely the first attempt at writing down a system of governance I’ve been trying to concoct for years. It will evolve as time goes on. I will continue to revisit this at various times and add things to it. Iron out kinks and try to work out various flaws that people may raise. So please don’t take it as gospel. It’s a thought experiment. Or at best, something someone can read in the future and think “Hmm, could work…”

Feel free to critique constructively. I'd love to hear people's thoughts on this. What would you like to see within this framework? What issues do you think would arise from it? Like I say, it's a thought experiment. So provide yours. At the end of the day, if this were ever to be implemented, (it won't), it would have to be a collective effort.

Or, what would be your preferred method?

Until next time.

Wednesday 22 July 2020

'The Universe Is What I Asked For' I: Undone


I watched my child come undone 
It wasn't fun
She turned to dust before my eyes
It's no surprise
That she was the first to go
Woah, no

She said just one thing as she fades away
The last thing my girl would say
"Oh, Daddy, say that you love me..."

I watched my boyfriend come undone
Easily done
He cursed as he closed his eyes
It's no surprise
That he was the first to cry
Woah, yeah

He said just one thing as he died that way
The last thing that prick would say
"Oh, Daddy, say that you love me..."

Everything's failing
I'm not complaining
I'm just waiting for my turn
The cosmos is turning
My brain is burning
I'm expecting great things

I watched my mistress come undone
She's no fun
She cried as she lost her eyes
It's no surprise
That she was the one to fly
Woah, yeah

She said just one thing as she died again
That last thing that girl would say
"Oh, Daddy, say that you love me..."

Say that you love me

I would if my mouth was there...

Saturday 9 May 2020

Female Leaders - The Ace Up Our Sleeve? [Opinion Article - Explicit Language]

Ok, before I start, I need to make a couple of things very clear.

1. This is not an article insulting and degrading women in any way shape or form. This is not an opportunity for me to be sexist in any way shape or form.

2. This is not an article insulting and degrading men in any way shape or form. This is not an opportunity for me to be sexist in any way shape or form.

What I want to do, in this article, is to try and dispel a certain myth that's being perpetuated during the current Covid crisis.

The myth is this:

"Women are better leaders. The pandemic proves it" (Taken from an article by CNN: https://edition.cnn.com/2020/05/05/perspectives/women-leaders-coronavirus/index.html)

There is an argument, and it's a fair one, that countries that are run by women seem to have fared better during the Coronavirus. Many people look to the wonderful, and frankly lovely, Jacinda Ardern of New Zealand. By all accounts, New Zealand seem to have done incredibly well in regards to Covid-19. An early lockdown, early measures protecting citizens and many other similar measures that we've seen globally have allowed the country to see under 1500 confirmed cases and only 21 recorded fatalities from the virus. (Source: https://www.thelancet.com/journals/lancet/article/PIIS0140-6736(20)31097-7/fulltext)

[Disclaimer: I know saying 'only' is somewhat insulting. I know every single number represents a person. I'm talking solely in a statistical context, which is cold no matter how you present it. You'll just have to work with me on this].

Ardern has been celebrated worldwide for her Government's actions, as well as how she's keeping people informed about Government measures and decisions. It appears, for all intents and purposes, Ardern was the right Prime Minister at the right time. But, if you look deep enough, there were similar problems in New Zealand that happened in many other Western countries.

In April, several news outlets in New Zealand started reporting that, much as in the UK, the US and other countries, Health Care workers weren't receiving the correct amounts of Personal Protective Equipment. And any they were receiving initially were either out of date or, in some cases, falling apart in workers' hands. (Source: https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/120981315/coronavirus-new-national-ppe-distribution-system-introduced-after-faults-and-shortages).

Please understand, I am not berating Ardern for this. It's happened too far and wide across the world to single her out for it. And it would be unfair of me to berate New Zealand for the same problem that ha afflicted the UK and the US among others. So, what changed?

According to The Lancet, New Zealand used a strategy of Elimination rather than Containment, which many other countries had adopted. Here is a section of the Lancet article on New Zealand's approach:

Michael Baker, professor at the University of Otago's department of public health in Wellington, who has been advising the New Zealand Government on its response, said implementing a full lockdown—involving the closure of schools and non-essential workplaces, a ban on social gatherings, and severe travel restrictions—enabled the country to consider elimination. “I think it was the right decision; we had to go hard”, he said.

“The two biggest benefits of pursuing an elimination strategy is that you have few cases and few deaths and you can get business back up and running. The alternative was that we are stuck with the virus and stuck between mitigation and suppression. Suppression is pretty grim.”

While the strategy has had its critics, for Baker, the evidence was overwhelming that elimination could be achieved.

Baker said the full lockdown allowed the country to get key systems up and running to effectively manage borders, and do contact tracing, testing, and surveillance. Since Jan 22, more than 150 000 people have been tested in a country of just 5 million. Testing has been focused on people with symptoms, with tracing of both close contacts and casual contacts. However, more widespread testing is now being introduced. The Ministry of Health is in discussion with districts to arrange testing of specific communities who are at higher risk of acquiring the virus such as those in aged residential care and health-care workers. Testing samples from sewerage is also being considered to monitor control and elimination.

The response has also been one that placed science, leadership, and careful language at the forefront.

The interesting part of this, for me, is the idea of striking hard and fast while other countries tried to mitigate. One of the main criticisms of the UK's response to the virus has been the lack of testing, something which New Zealand has acted out well. But, in the UK's defence, NZ has a smaller population than the UK, and a lower amount of people per square mile. So, it could be argued, that the NZ approach doesn't really eclipse the UK's progress statistically as the two countries are vastly different.

So, to summarize quickly. New Zealand has 21 deaths from Covid-19 and is fronted by a female leader.

Here's the interesting part. Even NZ doesn't have the lowest number of deaths. There are countries with much lower death rates including Malta, many African nations and, oddly, Liechtenstein. Which only has 1 death so far as of 9th May 2020 out of a population of just under 39,000. I'm not saying female leaders CAN'T do better. 

But here's my overall point.

It's a little disingenuous to say women leaders are handling the crisis better than male counterparts. Here are my reasons why:

1. Most articles I've read don't take a lot of the countries' socio-economic position prior to the crisis into account. In the case of New Zealand alone, New Zealand seemed very unprepared for a possible pandemic as early as last year when checks were made. I'd be willing to bet, though I haven't found any article to suggest one way or another, that quite a few other countries were in the same scenario.

2. Not all of the leaders who have been praised are 'left-wing'. One thing I've noticed is that a lot of publications and people who are left-leaning often compliment the various female leaders who have dealt with the virus well, leading some to postulate (or assume) that socialist governments just handle this stuff better. Now, this could be right and wrong in equal measure. But, of the 7 female leaders praised, two of them are actually Conservative in ideology. Angela Merkel oversees a centre-right party, while Erna Solberg of Norway also presides over a Conservative Government. As someone who is on the left, I really want to dispel that particular issue before it gets out of hand.

3. It slightly undermines efforts by Male-led countries who have also done well. There are countries who are male-led that have also been praised. Although it's taken a longer time, South Korea has been praised for its effective response early on. Although there were cases and deaths, at today, that number stands at 10,840 positive cases and 256 deaths. (Source: https://www.worldometers.info/coronavirus/country/south-korea/). However, of the many things that set South Korea apart from its international counterparts was the ferocity in which tested people across the country, as well as the level of contact tracing that was undertaken to ensure the curve flattened as quickly as possible. While that may not have been practically possible in all countries, it certainly did help. And now South Korea has been easing lockdown measures, while keeping their testing and tracing instruments in place. Australia has also seen a relatively low case/death count with 6,833 confirmed cases, 93 dead and 6,035 recovered. That being said, like NZ, Australia is sparsely populated. Which, in a weird way, makes South Korea's efforts look even better given that the country has a population of 1,302 people per square mile. (For context, Australia has 7 people per square mile, New Zealand has 15 people per square mile and the UK has 1,010 people per square mile). 

4. Your genitalia does not indicate how good a politician you'll be. The fact that a leader has a penis or a vagina doesn't impact the thinking of said person. This is something we need to remember. To say "that country did better because a woman was in charge" is, not only somewhat sexist, but it's also completely unfair without evidence and context. If you say "New Zealand did better BECAUSE their leader was a woman", that's wrong. If you then explained they way they locked down, tested and traced, then you'd have a little more respect from me. But saying that someone's good leader purely because they happened to be born with bollocks or boobs is stupid. It's sexism both ways. But, even then, there will be countries with female leaders that may not have dealt better with the crisis than their male counterparts. To be honest, if Theresa May were still PM of the UK, I don't think the UK's handling of the crisis would've been much different. The UK may have joined the EU's ventilator scheme, or it may not have. We just don't know. But to say that a leader is better because they're a woman, or that a country has done better because a woman is in charge, is disingenuous. Also, it negates completely how Government works. The leader is one part of a finely tuned machine. Although the ultimate decision may be theirs in times of crisis, they're not looking at every Governmental department all the time. I mean, do you think anyone has the time to read 17 different dossiers a day AND run a country AND maintain good mental health? These women are not dictators, so to say they're doing better removes a lot of background and context.

So, why are female leaders being held in high esteem during this time?

Honestly?

In my opinion?

They appear to care more about people.

I think the two most obvious examples of questionable timing schedules as far as easing lockdown is concerned are Boris Johnson and Donald Trump. The latter, especially. While there hasn't been as much pressure to ease the lockdown in the UK, the US is a different beast entirely on that front. Trump has been saying for some time he wants the country re-opened and the economy back up and running. He's been very open about this all along. Which is fine if the science backs it up. 

But, it could be strongly argued, that Trump is being strongly influenced by the economy and not a lot else. But that's understandable, it's election year in America. And the economy is one of the key factors of any election. In America by and large, put simply, a leader's popularity and chances depend on the state of the economy. Of course, this isn't always the case. But it's fair to argue Trump definitely sees his validation coming from the state of the economy. If the economy tanks, his chances of re-election outside of his base (and any potential interference from international powers) are dramatically reduced.

The UK doesn't have that same problem. And there is a split in the Cabinet about how to go about it. It's been reported that the Chancellor, Rishi Sunak, wants the economy reopened as much as possible. Again, fair. But it has to be done without the major risk of a second wave. Which, right now, isn't guaranteed.

With fears among many US scientists and epidemiologists of a second wave, Trump's ideal plan of reopening the country, and the economy, could cause another world wide shock. it's also worth pointing out, it's almost universally accepted now that the world economy is going to take a MAJOR hit because of this crisis. Possibly to levels close to the Great Depression of the 1930s. But, the way Trump and other top Republicans speak, an argument can be made that there is a more pressing care for the economy rather than human life. (The fact that The Texas Lt. Governor said back in March that the older generation would be willing to die for the economy is evidence of this). 

The female leaders haven't necessarily prioritized this in the same way. Jacinda Ardern especially. It's election year in NZ too, and the opposition Party have already used potential economic damage resulting from the lockdown as a selling point against Ardern's re-election. Even if the lockdown was necessary for human life, there is still a desire for strong economies globally. Which, as we've seen in some cases, conflict.

And then there's Jair Bolsonaro who's a whole other kettle of fish that I won't go into today.

To conclude, while the fact that female-led countries have fared better in this crisis can be supported by statistics, it doesn't discredit other countries run by men. It's not solely about who's in charge. You need to take into consideration the socio-economic situation, the preparedness of the Government in terms of Personal Protective Equipment, testing and contact tracing capability. (And the capacity of that country's health service more importantly). The gender of the leader shouldn't (and frankly doesn't) come into it. Ardern handled it well, doesn't mean Helen Clark would have. Trump isn't handling it well, doesn't mean Hilary would've done any better. And, Theresa May would've done better?

It doesn't come down to gender alone. So, frankly, this myth of female leaders doing better, in my opinion, is extremely disingenuous. And we should be looking more at the approaches they took socially, scientifically and fiscally rather than thinking about what's hiding in their underwear.

As I sign off, here's a map of case severity across the globe