What makes a disaster in this world? Well, there are so many things and so little time. So, please allow me to get through them in verse!
Beetroot with banana
A poor, broken farmer
Spinach with kale
Palestine, Israel
Cookies and Mash
ITV's 'Splash'
Pasta and Cream
England's Footie Team
Cheese and Broccoli
A game of Monopoly
Peanut Torte
Nuclear War
Chocolate and Celery
Boris as Foreign Secretary
Pie and Ale Pudding
Another school shooting
Pepper and Flour
Donald Trump in Power
Crisp Stroganoff
NATO pissing off
A Turnip Pile
Climate Change Denial
Pike Strudel
Saville's Memorial
Fig Batter
Sepp Blatter
Orange Gravy
Tidal Wave-y
Potato Sauce
A University Maths Course
Cow Bacon
Return Of Ronald Reagan
Cooked Gazpacho
Return of Margaret Thatcher
Another Pike Strudel
A 4th High School Musical
Leek Cajun
Kim Jong-Un
Kiwi Meringue
Another President Erdogan
Roast Puma
An Isolated Cuba
Pickle Chow Mein
Trump Returns Again
Raw Chicken
Putin Kicking
Mouldy S'mores
Greece Needing More
Pond Paella
That Farage Fella
Salmon Risotto
The Pope Going Blotto
And
Pulled Pork
David Cameron
